Rhyme time ain't no crime... dime
Ok, I'm sitting here planning some creative writing lessons for the youngsters at my school. It occurred to me how much I used to enjoy reading and writing limericks. So I'd like to ask people to compose a limerick to describe their current state of mind. I'll go first:
I've found that my place of employment
Can be lacking a sense of enjoyment
It's like watching paint dry
Got to make the time fly
Only two words that rhyme with enjoyment
Ok, so that was pretty crap… how about this one? Born out of frustration after being unable to get off the train due to pusherinerers (yes, it's a real word).
There once was a place called Hong Kong
To which millions of people belong
I had thought that a few
Would have learned how to queue
But now, so it seems, I was wrong
Your turn....
I've found that my place of employment
Can be lacking a sense of enjoyment
It's like watching paint dry
Got to make the time fly
Only two words that rhyme with enjoyment
Ok, so that was pretty crap… how about this one? Born out of frustration after being unable to get off the train due to pusherinerers (yes, it's a real word).
There once was a place called Hong Kong
To which millions of people belong
I had thought that a few
Would have learned how to queue
But now, so it seems, I was wrong
Your turn....
33 comments:
there once was a man from nantucket...
sorry, someone had to do it and seeing i was here first....
there once was a man named enis.
I wonder who wrote that last comment. Hmmm, let's see...
Rod was a man from down under
Who made an unfortunate blunder
His anonymity
Was, like his virginity,
Gone in a flash, and no wonder
Only Rodney would write of such things
And I hope that his unmasking stings
For I said that my blog
Doesn't need words like 'bog'
'Tits' or 'fart'. Oh, what rudeness he brings
This is the tale of our host,
Who emails everytime that he posts
Like some kind of jerk,
Now get back to work,
So we can all stop thinking up jokes.
Sorry it was the best I could do without cursing.
I appreciate the sentiment, Doc, but the famous 'Keep your blogs clean' campain's rules can be slightly bent for limericks. I mean, at the end of the day, the best ones are a touch naughty, despite what I said to Rod.. I mean, anonymous.
Nice work, by the way. More of the same, readers.
i'm trying to think of a lim'rick
to show that i'm funny and quick
to be witty in verse
seems like a curse
makes no sense now i feel like a dick
there once was a man called d. brent
chilled out was the vibe that he sent
he claims he's just thirty
and that women are dirty -
they think he's really quite bent!
can't stop...
an annoying girl we all pass
coz she's really a pain in the arse
she jumps up and down
and acts like a clown
chill out girl - go smoke some grass.
there once was a girl who liked bands
she had too much time on her hands
she wasted away
most of a day
writing rhymes that are really quite bland.
ok i'll stop now...
sorry i didn't reply sooner mate, once you alerted me to the existence of porn on the internet my life turned ace. it was so ace i decided to download all of it i could find.
pip won the limerick competition at Monash- get him to belt one out.
Sammy in Japan.
PS your old boy told me to tell you to add a porn page, or at the very least some links... looks like he's gonna be the troublemaker!
Young Nick wasn't quite from Nepal
When in Sweden, having himself a ball,
He lost his backpack,
Ate Plopp for a "snack"
And flashed us his orchestra stall.
Anita I am impressed!! Geez the pressure is on...
I have thought long and hard
To try and join this facade
Creative I am not
Perhaps I need some pot
From this site I hope I am not barred?
Yep English was never my thing.
Or.....
My boyfriend's name is Nick
He can be a bit of a dick
He ain't got a dog
But he has a new blog
Where he get's everyone to write a limrick
Make that 'limerick' ....
Make that 'limerick' .....
Heeeey Mona. Oooooh Mona.
Oh, these aren't the auditions for the Check 1,2 Cover band? Crap sorry. Who are you again?
There once was a girl from Polowski
Her name was Naomi Borkowski
It was no wonder to most
That the girl from the coast
Was related to the great I.J.Lostmehousekey
Hehehe... Ooooh I luv these! But ok that one is a bit iffy. Olles name goes in the credits too for this one :)
There once was a girl from Polowski
Her name was Naomi Borkowski
It was no wonder to most
That the girl from the coast
Was realted to the great D.I.Lostmehousekey
Hehehehe, oooh I luv these!
But ok that one was a bit iffy. Olle goes into the credits for this one too, inspired by some sports show :)
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